Pat Rocchi

Top Performer

Philadelphia, PA

$250 and up, depending on event and distance.

Travels nationwide

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Pat Rocchi at Helium, Philadelphia

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Pat Rocchi: Raising Money for Honor Flight (travel for veterans)

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"The Big Talk": Pat Rocchi entertains Toastmasters with an important topic

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Pat Rocchi, Corporate Comedian, Emcee and Speaker

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Wedding Officiant (Spanish-speaking couple, for whom I read the vows in Spanish))

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Pat Rocchi 2025

Overview

Pat Rocchi provides wry, smart and razor-sharp observations on our modern times from the perspective of a man with a full life, covering everything from getting older in this modern society, raising kids, and working life in the corporate world. His performances, both in-person and virtual, have included corporate meetings, surprise birthday parties, military & veterans' groups, comedy clubs, weddings, and more. Pat's clients say that his superpower is how he customizes material to their unique needs.


Reviews

35 reviews

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Elle M.

July 8, 2026
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Pat's awesome!

Pat hosted our backyard roast for my husband's 50th birthday and was a joy to work with. He came with some ideas on how to structure the performance that was very helpful. We had a blast with Pat!

Hired as: Emcee, Roast Master, Stand-Up Comedian


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Katie S.

June 28, 2026

Pleasure to work with

Pat was incredibly personable and wrote the most beautiful ceremony for my fiance and I after just one phone call. He is truly invested in his craft and would recommend him to anyone for any of your needs!

Hired as: Wedding Officiant


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Frank R.

October 27, 2025
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Pat was a hit! Our attendance up 50%, everyone loved it!!!

Ryerss is the oldest horse rescue and retirement farm in the USA---"America's First".
And our annual gala is important for recognizing our volunteers and sponsors, so after screening the acts of about 2 dozen comedians, Pat was chosen/contacted---an easy choice--he called back quickly, asked questions about who attends in order to customize his act to horse people--a clean, funny performance that got everyone in the mood for the live auction items after his set. The Eagles football game was playing in the other room during his set, but EVERYONE was watching Pat and made our event a success!

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian


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Joe C.

October 6, 2025
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Pat Roccki

Pat Roccki was a class act all round from the time I spoke with him on the phone to the end of the gig. He was great ….thank you again Pat for a wonderful time.

Hired as: Comedian, Stand-Up Comedian


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Ryan H.

August 3, 2025
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Hit it out of the park!

Pat was excellent. Showed up exactly as he said he would. Made the lead-up easy (we had a consultation and Pat was also available for a few one-off conversations). Pat clearly prepared well- he had multiple names and stories memorized like he’s an old friend. He was the highlight of the night without making the night about himself. Great guy and great content. Thanks Pat!!

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian

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Pat Rocchi

Ryan, thanks so much. Very generous of you.
Have a good week.
Pat

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Booking information

Price range: $250 and up, depending on event and distance.

Languages: English

Gig length: 10 - 60 minutes

Insurance: $100,000 - Liability for advice given

What to expect

Pat Rocchi (pronounced "Rocky," like the boxing movie!) is a featured comedian on the East Coast who specializes in wry, adult observations on our crazy, complicated world. Pat can go from questioning how certain big box stores chose their names to complaining about how ED became a source of amusement, from the the challenges of raising children to be adults to challenges of living in the corporate world. He is smart, articulate, seemingly cranky, but best of all, screamingly funny.

About

Pat Rocchi (pronounced "Rocky," like the boxing movie!) is a comedian from Philadelphia who specializes in wry, adult observations on our crazy, complicated world. Drawing on both his life experiences as a corporate communicator and father, plus his wide education (an MBA and a Master of Education), Pat can go from questioning how certain big box stores chose their names to complaining about how ED became a source of amusement, from the the challenges of raising children to be adults to challenges of living in the corporate world. He is smart, articulate, seemingly cranky, but best of all, screamingly funny.

Additional booking notes

Being a stand-up comic, Pat requires little: a microphone with a decent sound system, a stool, and lights so the audience can see him will do the trick. If possible, the ability to play a CD or a sound file would be a bonus.

Influences and inspiration

Pat has been influenced by traditional storytelling comics like Robert Klein and Alan King, and by such great contemporary performers like Chris Rock, John Mullaney and Taylor Tomlinson.

Setup requirements

Microphone and sound system. Stool for Pat's water bottle. The ability to play a CD or another sound file can help, but not required