Silver Linings: psychic readings with Andy Silver

The audience can expect my observational comedy to reference various professions.

I have lived in Charlotte NC since 1981 and started doing stand up in 1999 when I began my divorce mediation practice. My material is clean, family-friendly, and observational (like Seinfeld's). I write new jokes daily. To prepare the audience for my kind of humor, I often mention Steven Wright's joke: A man wearing eyeglasses was walking down the street when his prescription ran out.

These are two of my jokes:
Our school system has gone down hill since we got rid of spanking. We are out of whack.

Detectives with lots of tattoos are pretty well informed. They definitely have more than an inkling.

I can emcee toasts and roasts, retirement celebrations and birthday parties.

I just need a microphone. I am quite flexible regarding lighting, staging, and sound.