Why hire the rest when you can hire the BEST?! Texas' best comedy queen is back! After retiring in 2010, Anita is back and better than ever. With credits like NBC's Last Comic Standing and Emceeing blockbuster events like the RedBull DJ 3Style World Championships and the SATURN/ENVY Model Search, you can rest assured that your guests will certainly have an evening of enterTAINTment that they'll never forget! From performing a number at your small gathering to Emceeing a large (even corporate) event, Anita can easily customize her content to appeal to ANY audience. Book this beyotch NOW for one of the most unforgettable experiences of your completely normal and boring life. 😂
We hired Anita for a drag themed company birthday event. The lip sync was so on point and she had us ALL up singing! But the comedy... omg. I'm literally still laughing. Crowd work was phenomenal and we had such a blast! We went back and forth on whether we would have a performer, or not, and are SO glad we did! She literally made the entire party!
I am the Managing Director at Luna Home and Gifts in Galveston Texas. We hired this AMAZING talent to perform, host, MC our last Artwalk. She was the highlight of the evening. Each lip sync number was sheer perfection. We will definitely use Anita Bump for our future events❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
I was recently invited to a private event hosted by the lush and plush Luna Home and Gift (Shameless & Gratuitous Plug) in Galveston, Tx; to welcome Anita out of retirement after a 13-year hiatus, it was as if time hadn't passed. I saw Anita perform in a couple of private and public events before back "in the day", I've been out and proud since 1989, and let me tell you this IS your older gay uncle or aunt's type of drag. A fabulous mix of old and new school drag, with a bawdy stand-up comedy interlude between songs that's sure to spice up any event. I've seen performers come and go over the past 34 years, and you haven't seen anything like this. The "meet and greet" event afterwards was top notch as well, this "lady" has it going on. If you're looking for A-1 entertainment, this is the "hooker" to book.
I hired Anita for a private party with a bunch of girlfriends…we weren’t sure what to expect but we were beyond entertained for the evening! This biotch can “sing”, move and make you laugh where your belly hurts for days after. I’m certain I’ll be seeing this queen for years to come!
Price Range: $420 and up
Gig Length: 10 - 240 minutes
Languages: English, Pig Latin
Anita can work with clientele to create content suitable for ANY event. From simply lip-syncing to performing a comedy set, Anita's diverse arsenal of talent is sure to accommodate the needs of your event.
Comedy queen with impeccable emcee skills that will leave you in stitches. Anita has hosted many events introducing A-list celebrities such as, Dave Navarro, The Black Eyed Peas, Tommy Lee, Jessie Metcalf, Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, Jenna Jameson, Avicii, The Crystal Method, Ferry Corsten, L.M.F.A.O. and more!
I have no technical requirements.
| October 21, 2023 • 6:00pm - 9:00pm | Halloween Party |
You choose!
No equipment needed - I have EVERYTHING.
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