Burt is a clean performing stand up comedian (and corporate comedian-Taco Bell, Pretice Hall, Balboa Bay Club, etc.) with material that pushes the enveople where needed for maximum laughter. Burt has been on LA's Got Talent, is currently played on Sirius XM Radio, has recently taped a stand Up Comedy Special (Inside Scars), has performed at the Comedy Store, Comedy Chateau, Amazing Comedy Theater, and many other comedy clubs and rooms. Burt is also a comedy book author (three books) and has been featured in the Wall Street Journal, Selling Magazine, Orange County register, etc. In addition, Burt also partnered with the Hollywood IMPROV Comedy Club on projects.
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Price Range: $500 to $2500
Gig Length: 20 - 60 minutes
Languages: English
Ongoing laughter....pretty much!
Burt is a stand up comedian who performs all over. He partnered withg the World Famous IMPROV Comedy Club's Corporate Training Division and performed for corporations. He hosts a comedy show at the Kibitz Room in Hollywood called "Comedy On Wry." He also recently taped a comedy special and has another special planned in July 2023. Burt is a clean comedian who gets laughs about his family, people problems and about his own "possible" future demise... He even complains about his mothers cooking who used a special unknown ingredient:)
Burt Needs a stage, a microphone and some chairs...hopefully with some butts in them:)
Some comedy key words are:
- Funny names
-Hair ( or lack of)
-Dating and Marriage
-Divorce
-Moms Reunion
-Physical Therapy-for older people
-Cooking
- Working out
-"No problem"
- Dogs
- Cell phones
- Beds
- Life
-Many more
Main inspirations are George Carlin, Jack benny and Garry Shandling, but many others such as Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld, etc. are also inspiring.
Stage (if available)
Chairs, tables and pens or pencils for the audience
Meeting room or area
Mic stand, and mic, stool, speaker
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