The Jolly Holidays
- Long Island City, NY
- Christmas Carolers
Sharon A. said “This group was fantastic. We had them sing at a birthday luncheon which are normally fairly dry affairs. The music electrified the entire audience. Excellent…”
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Carla Ulbrich is a comical songwriter whose witty songs about Waffle House, Klingons, and psycho exes have been aired on WSM, the BBC, Dr. Demento, SiriusXM Comedy Radio, and NPR's Morning Edition.
Carla always delivers the fun, whether playing for a music festival, a comedy club, a corporate Christmas party, or a homeowners’ association. She has performed in 33 states and 3 countries, gracing the stages of the Moisture Festival and the Kerrville, Falcon Ridge and Florida Folk Festivals.
No swear words or R-rated material. Just good, clean fun.
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Price Range: Contact for rates
Gig Length: 20 - 60 minutes
Languages: English, A Little Bit Of Klingon...
Insurance: $1,000,000 - Next Insurance Liability coverage
One woman, one guitar, one microphone, and a slightly offbeat sense of humor with a broad appeal.
Clean enough for kids to be present (although the humor will mostly go over their heads- the show is for adults, but it's clean enough that nursing homes and church crowds can enjoy it).
Frequently compared to Tom Lehrer, Steve Martin, Demitri Martin and Weird Al.
If you'd like some custom material written specifically about your group, I can do that.
If you need me to provide a sound system, I can do that (it's a small extra fee and I'll need a little more time before the show to load in and set up). I've been performing since the late 1990s, so I've played in many different settings and situations. I should be able to address any concerns or questions you may have about having me perform for your group. I can help you host an event to remember.
Carla Ulbrich is a comical songwriter whose witty songs about Waffle House, Klingons, and psycho exes have been aired on WSM, the BBC, Dr. Demento, SiriusXM Comedy Radio, and NPR's Morning Edition. She has release 9 CDs.
Feeling right at home whether playing for a music festival, a comedy club, or a homeowners’ association, Carla has performed in 33 states and 3 countries, gracing the stages of the Moisture Festival and the Kerrville, Falcon Ridge and Florida Folk Festivals.
No swear words or R-rated material. Just good, clean fun.
I can make the best of any situation, but it is best if I have some sort of stage where I'm at least a foot off the ground. Because I'm only 5'2" and we want people to actually see me.
here is the ideal situation:
- stage or platform at least a foot off the ground
- lighting (one spotlight is sufficient)
- sound system with 2 XLR microphone inputs
- (1) boom-style microphone stand
If you do not have any of these things, no worries. With enough notice (and assuming you are within driving distance), I can provide a sound system and/ or lighting for a small added fee, and we can work with whatever performance space you have.
September 10, 2023 • All-day event | Turtle Hill Folk Festival |
September 09, 2023 • All-day event | Turtle Hill Folk Festival |
September 08, 2023 • All-day event | Turtle Hill Folk Festival |
July 26, 2023 • 5:30pm - 10:00pm | Awendaw Concert Series |
July 21, 2023 • All-day event | Southeastern Unitarian Universalist Summer Inst. |
July 20, 2023 • All-day event | Southeastern Unitarian Universalist Summer Inst. |
July 19, 2023 • All-day event | Southeastern Unitarian Universalist Summer Inst. |
July 18, 2023 • All-day event | Southeastern Unitarian Universalist Summer Inst. |
July 17, 2023 • All-day event | Southeastern Unitarian Universalist Summer Inst. |
July 15, 2023 • 10:00am - 1:30pm | WDVX Blue Plate Special |
June 27, 2023 • 7:30pm - 9:00pm | Online Concert |
June 15, 2023 • 1:00am - 2:00pm | Homeowners Association Concert Series |
June 12, 2023 • 9:30pm - 11:00pm | Virtual Comedy Show |
June 09, 2023 • 7:30pm - 10:00pm | Online Concert |
why i moved to NJ
Yankees versus mets
The F word song
Born cross eyed
Latex allergy
Bad song ideas: let it go, longer,
jogged 100, pink floyd, yabbity, caught it,
watching the clothes, put on list, nth day,
commando, we’re not gonna make it,
clementine, from a distance, worcestershire sauce,
No biz in show biz,
Last 10 pounds
I’m such a Bad cook:
Gluten intolerant
NJ has No state song Song
nothing to say
3 tones of voice
My wide feet
Me neither: date
Dating puns song
please do something stupid
join a cult
5 ways to easily fit in exercise every day
song of one liners
She’s a call girl
Duet with a Klingon
Totally average woman
grammar bit (scooter store, quote unquote, could care less, irregardless)
Word Inflation
Is It Hot Enough For Ya?
Things That I Trust More Than You
What If Your girlfriend Was Gone
What If Your Butt Was Gone
On the commode Again
I’ve Forgotten more today than yesterday
Swamp Thing
Joe’s ex girlfriends
Gluten free diet (song)
(What’ Great About) Fasting
Stupefied by Maladies Defying Diagnosis
Waffle House Song
good news/ bad news
Prednisone
Run for the board
Sittin in the waiting room
Sweatpants
Take Me Out to the overpriced ballgame
so many ways to ignore you
You Can’t Sit Down in a stormtrooper Costume
You’re so awesome
Worst movie ever
At the Dollar store
Physical therapy
Organ recital
Cleaning for the cleaning lady
How to build a log cabin
Toasted chicken sandwich
Gotta Start Smokin
Break away
Are you a member of the tribe?
Weird Al, Ray Stevens, Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Cheech and Chong, Doctor Demento, Saturday Night Live, Adam Sandler, Christine Lavin, Stephen Lynch, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Steve Martin
2 XLR inputs
1 boom-style mic stand
Sharon A. said “This group was fantastic. We had them sing at a birthday luncheon which are normally fairly dry affairs. The music electrified the entire audience. Excellent…”
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