Cecil The Sad Clown

Depending on what title of “Gig” that you are booking me for, it can take anywhere up to a minimum 15 minutes to a couple of hours.

If it’s for a basic Variety Act and/or Burlesque Act, the act itself is 5-10 minutes.

For Ambience, it really depends on the duration of the event or at least how long you want me to roam around.

For Greetings, a minimum of 2 minutes to a maximum of 5 minutes.

For Escort to events, minimum of 1-2 hours up to a maximum of 4-5 hours.

Everything else, please feel free to ask.

I’ve never been keen about writing about myself, but I shall give you a shortened version.
I came from a Circus/Sideshow Family, my mum was retired Illustrated Woman (Tattooed Lady). She ran off with my father, and they lived together along with my twin and myself in London. My parents passed away on our thirteenth birthday to which my brother & I were forced to live with my aunt back in Bavaria. She continued to run the family traveling Circus/Sideshow.
My twin and I were made into Clowns, where I had to learn the trade the hard way.
On my 18th Birthday, I came to the Americas to become a Solo Performer. I grew up continuing my skills as a Clown performing in various Circuses, Sideshows, Burlesque & Variety Shows.

For Performances small and large, both indoor or outdoor; I require a green room/dressing area with water.

All cancellations have to be made a day before booking with a percentage of payment agreed upon.

The majority of the actual performances are for MATURE audiences, but nothing is too risqué.

For Greetings/Telegrams I require information about the recipient.