Colton Dowling is a nationally touring comedian based out of Austin, Tx. He has been featured in clubs and festivals at home and abroad.
Here’s the catch, he is a theatrical homo and nazis hate him...nazis and homophobes.
Bachelorette parties?...bitch yes.
He used to run a comedy show out of a sex shop, so sex positive events ✔️
You don’t want him at your christian church event or grandmas bday, unless you got a cool grandma (if so she’s probably a Bubbi and he’s in)
Seen at:
SXSW, Altercation Festival, “I don’t think so honey” @ Moontower, High Plaines Comedy Festival, Burning Bridges, Portland Pride, Austin Pride, Pensacola Pride, Denver Pride, Midwest Queer Fest,
AARC and Avita Pharmacy hired Colton to M.C a 200 person sexual health educational event. He was the perfect person for the job!
Response from Comics Comic:
Any time!
Colton brings a variety of glitz and glamour whenever he performs. He always brings a breath of fresh air in his comedy. Never a dull moment. Truly. A professional in his craft.
Response from Comics Comic:
You ah <3 ty ty for having me!!
I still remember the first time I saw Colton perform. I had just moved to Austin, TX and had heard about a comedy show near where I lived. I went to check it out with some friends. We saw some decent acts, but it wasn't until Colton stepped on stage that our ears perked up. We talked about his set for weeks!! He was the first call I made when I needed to put together a comedy show for Austin Pride 2019. Now, I knew I was contacting a funny comedian. What I didn't know is that I was contacting an entire business housed in one human body. Not only did he agree to put a show together, he worked around the clock to put together a spectacular lineup of hilarious comics, invited enough people for a sold out show, solicited more than enough vendors to volunteer and help educate the LGBTQ+ community, re-booked a venue when our first choice didn't work out (LAST MINUTE), and agreed to emcee and host the entire event. All I had to do was show up! If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, and I'll go to my grave saying... Colton Dowling is the real deal-- you cannot go wrong hiring him!!!
Response from Comics Comic:
🌈 Cameron!! Thank you so much for this!!! Y’all were so sweet and we had so much fun. I’m so happy I was able to meet all your needs. Lmk when you need another event. :)
Bachelorette Party!! Colton came over told some jokes, and we painted penises (from memory... not his) We had to change our plans last minute and couldn’t go out because of COVID but we are so happy we stayed in with Colton!! #CarlsLittleBoots
Response from Comics Comic:
Lolol thank you for clarifying that it was from memory and I wasn’t getting naked. 🍾love y’all! Thank you thank you for having me!!
Talented comic one of the funniest in Austin very talented in not only reading a room but knows how to bring a room together in entertainment.
Response from Comics Comic:
❤️
Ok. I didn’t know what to expect because gays at a bachelorette is risky. Colton is soooo funny! We couldn’t go out because of Covid, so we had to stay in and made some fun. We hired Colton to come over and tell us a couple jokes and leave. He did that and so much more. He even had us playing games and sharing all too much. So worth it!!
Response from Comics Comic:
Thank you so much!! Honestly this was a trial run and it started a thread of events. Thank you so much for letting me come facilitate y’all eventing!!!
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