My name is Crash, and I'm a queer & trans Tarot reader, witch, artist, and spiritual seeker living on Očhéthi Šakówiŋ (Dakota Sioux) & Ojibwe/Anishinaabe land in what's now called Minneapolis, MN. My drinking water currently comes from the Mississippi River.
My readings have been described as "scary accurate," "intense," and "idiomatic." I think of myself as unconventional, and maybe a tiny bit irreverent. I sometimes describe my reading process as translating each card as a word, and then interpreting them together as a sentence or phrase. My goal is to work together to make sure the phrase is clearly stated and understood before we part ways!
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Price Range: $150 and up
A table large enough for me and at least one person to sit across from each other; chairs; enough light to see cards. I can provide these upon request!
St Paul, MN 
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