Danette performs all over New York City, she’s also performed in Chicago, Dallas, Los Angles, Miami, Paris and Japan as well as for ESPN, Columbia University and Pace University and most recently The Newark Museum of Art.
A Stand Up Comedian born and raised in New York City, Danette is a graduate of The New School of Public Engagement where she studied behavioral economics and social sciences. Her family is Puerto Rican, Irish and Malaysian. Her humor has been described as dry, sarcastic and very, very silly.
Host. Emcee. Standup. Comedic lecturer.
You can follow Danette on IG, X and Facebook @Danettecomedy
I was searching everywhere for a comedian for my husband’s 40th birthday and thankfully found Danette! I saw some of her video clips and found she had a tasteful style to her performance. She reached out, asked how she can personalize the performance and on the day of the show she arrived on time and you can tell she did her research! She had items in her set that even my 82 year old father-in-law enjoyed! She got some interaction from the crowd and gave them enough space to say what they needed while taking the show back in a seamless way! I thoroughly enjoyed having Danette be a huge part of our celebration! I would highly recommend her, you won’t be disappointed!
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I was searching everywhere for a comedian for my husband’s 40th birthday and thankfully found Danette! I saw some of her video clips and found she had a tasteful style to her performance. She reached out, asked how she can personalize the performance and on the day of the show she arrived on time and you can tell she did her research! She had items in her set that even my 82 year old father-in-law enjoyed! She got some interaction from the crowd and gave them enough space to say what they needed while taking the show back in a seamless way! I thoroughly enjoyed having Danette be a huge part of our celebration! I would highly recommend her, you won’t be disappointed!
She was amazing and very professional. She catered exactly to crowd and took great direction. Thank you!
Danette, wisdom, wot and clarity is beyond her years as a stage performer. She is a crowd pleaser and leaves everyone laughing out loud!!!
We love her and will certainly have her back and confidently recommend her going forward!
All the Best!
Thank you again Danette for making our Senior Day Care Center roar with laughter!
Worth it!!! Nailed it!!!
Response from Danette:
Thank you so much! It was a pleasure! I'm happy that everyone had a good time!
Lots of fun
Response from Danette:
Tina! Thank you for welcoming into your home. I had a blast. And Thank you for the review! Have a great, healthy new year.
Danette was very thorough. She always reached out to me and asked questions to get to know me and my crowd so she could make the most memorable experience for the occasion. She was great.
Response from Danette:
Thank You Jennifer <3!
Danette preformed after dinner for a private party for my wife's bday.
Danette was the best! Showed up early and made the evening with her humor and professionalism. She made everyone comfortable and kept us laughing. She made it feel like she was one of our friends! Wouldn't hesitate to obtain her services again.
Response from Danette:
Rocky, thank you!
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Thank you Danette, for providing me with a great time of laughter 😃 and amusement at my Retirement party 🥳 You stepped up although the crowd was a little slow in getting to know you but your warm and skillful knowledge of interactive with the audience opened their minds to follow your lead to make sure it was an enjoyable time out for the Retirement party 🥳. Keep up the good work 👏 🙌 👍.
Danette was very responsive in the planning of our event. She involved the crowd. She was able to apply her comedic skills to a virtual environment well.
Response from Danette:
Thank you Donna! They were a great audience!
We loved Danette! She was really funny and awesome. Her material, while personal, was so funny.
Her dry and sarcastic delivery went over well with all our guests- even our international visitors.
I highly recommend.
Response from Danette:
Thank you!
Price Range: Contact for Rates
Gig Length: 10 - 60 minutes
Languages: English, Spanish
Fun crowd work. Sarcasm. Stories about family, relationships and travel.
I'm a Stand Up Comedian, Actor and Emcee from New York. My family is from Puerto Rico and I'm the oldest of five cool kids. I'm a graduate of the New School where I graduated with a Bachelors degree in Humanities and Social Sciences and yet still sometimes misspell words. I've performed my dry, sarcastic, silly sets all over NYC, LA, Chicago, Dallas, Miami, Paris and Japan. As you can see I love travel and appreciate all people. I care about the environment, animals, children, fashion and the arts.
| December 07, 2024 • 6:00pm - 6:45pm | Birthday Party |
| May 22, 2024 • 11:00am - 11:30am | Personal Occasion |
| May 19, 2023 • 11:00am - 11:45am | Nonprofit Event |
| March 18, 2023 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | House Party |
| November 13, 2022 • 1:30pm - 2:00pm | Baby Shower |
| September 24, 2022 • 9:30pm - 10:30pm | Dinner Party |
| August 20, 2022 • 9:00pm - 9:30pm | Retirement Party |
| January 19, 2022 • 6:00pm - 6:30pm | Fundraiser |
| December 28, 2019 • 8:00pm - 11:00pm | Quinceañera |
| January 22, 2019 • 8:00pm - 9:00pm | Smoke Break |
| January 19, 2019 • 5:00pm - 6:00pm | NYCC |
| January 09, 2019 • 8:30pm - 9:30pm | Fantastically Funny Females |
| January 05, 2019 • 6:30pm - 7:30pm | Otto's Shruken Head |
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