Goofball the Funny Magician!
- San Francisco, CA
- Comedian
- 65 Verified Bookings
Joan D. said “Goofball was able to keep a bunch of 8-10 year olds engaged in his show. Not an easy thing to do! He had the adults in attendance chuckling as well! We…”
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Dash Kwiatkowski, Joey Devine, and Kaseem Bentley put on an amazing show for our company Holiday Party. We wanted to try something new this year and so glad that we choose this trio to entertain us. Very interactive with the crowd and very funny. We are already talking about next year's party and how we would like to have them back!!! Thanks guys for a great time.
Dash was great! He was very professional and I would definitely recommend him for other events. He was our surprise closing act at a graduation birthday dinner with a small group. He was on-time & reliable, communicated very clearly before and after the event, and worked a really tough & diverse crowd! He and his opener, Eric, dis a great job, and we all had a lot of fun!
Dash performed a 30 minute stand-up routine at our baby shower and was hilarious! His quick-wit, interactivity with the crowd and spur-of-the-moment jokes were well received. And he was able to do all of this while keeping it 100% clean given that we had a few kids attending. Also, his Macho Man Randy Savage impression was outstanding. A+ performance!
Price Range: $200 and up
Languages: English
High energy friendly stand up comedy. I am completely comfortable working clean, or in suit with whatever the flavor of the event is. Smart thoughtful stand up that is relatable and fun.
My name is Dash Kwiatkowski and I have been performing in front of people since I was 14 years old. I was born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area, but I have traveled all around the country. I am also very comfortable hosting and MCing events. I produce shows at the San Francisco Punch Line, and I am the director/creator/star of Neighborhood Watchmen, a comedy web series online. I can perform anywhere from 10-45 minutes of Stand up comedy comfortably, and have no qualms about performing at any sorts of events.
I have opened for Winner of Last Comic Standing, Dat Phan at Cobbs, and Emmy Award winner Paul Mecurio at the SF Punch Line
December 05, 2015 • 7:00pm - 10:00pm | Holiday Party (Christmas) |
September 22, 2015 • 5:00pm - 6:30pm | Corporate Event |
May 23, 2015 • 1:00pm - 5:00pm | Festival |
January 14, 2015 • 1:00pm - 1:30pm | Birthday Party |
November 22, 2014 • 6:00pm - 11:00pm | Birthday Party |
September 27, 2014 • 5:00pm - 7:00pm | Public Event |
August 23, 2014 • 1:30pm - 6:30pm | Birthday Party |
August 15, 2014 • 7:00pm - 10:00pm | Birthday Party |
August 02, 2014 • 3:00pm - 4:00pm | Birthday Party |
June 15, 2014 • 9:00pm - 9:45pm | Graduation |
May 24, 2014 • 6:30pm - 6:45pm | Birthday Party |
January 19, 2014 • 2:00pm - 4:00pm | Baby Shower |
December 07, 2013 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Christmas Party |
Oldschool Saturday Night Live, Patton Oswalt.
Microphone, sound system
Joan D. said “Goofball was able to keep a bunch of 8-10 year olds engaged in his show. Not an easy thing to do! He had the adults in attendance chuckling as well! We…”
Susan L. said “David was the Master of Ceremonies for a dinner of about 100 attendees recognizing Small Business success stories in San Francisco, with awards given…”
Phil S. said “Jordan was funny and adapted quickly to our difficult crowd. He had us laughing with his ordinary guy stories and humor.”
I am a very clean professional funny comedian. My act is suitable for all ages and professional settings. I am perfect for all private parties, corporate gigs.…