Philosophy meets comedy! Real stories about life and lessons learned with a twist of humor to leave you with something more than just jokes. Celestian takes his 50+ years of life experience to the stage.
Just returning from an 8 year stint in Barcelona performing in front of international crowds, Celestian brings a refreshing brand of humor that is physical and funny yet thought-provoking and philosophical.
Fed up with the "American Dream", Celestian a former engineer in Silicon Valley CA, walked away from it all in 2005 to pursue standup full time in NYC. A true standup comedian performing on stage since age 15! Celestian can tailor the material to fit your needs, just ask. 🙏 🙏 🙏
This guy is hilarious! He definitely has his own style. Once you see Celestian you'll know what I mean. You'll never forget this one. Well worth the time and money.
Unfortunately, this did not turn out well. My crowd was not entertained and the jokes did not land with them. He did show up on time but he did not perform for anywhere near the amount of time I paid for. I, along with my crowd, was disappointed.
Response from Comedian for Hire - Celestian:
Unfortunately, when I arrived I had to wait for the audience because their buffet dinner was an hour late then I ended up doing my set while they were eating, which is not good for comedy. Also, the seating was too spread out, which was something I told the client beforehand that would not work well with comedy. I most of my normal set and told the client to just pay me half of the price. It was just not a good situation from the get-go and I'm sorry she left me this bad review.
Dave did a 30 minutes stand-up performance for our office holiday party. I must admit that we were not the easiest crowd but Dave's professionalism and ability to think and act on his feet really came in handy. Dave was loud, confident, and such a character. He communicated with me multiple times prior to the performance and made certain to stick to the strict sensor guidelines we put in place for the performance while still being funny, as it was a company event. Dave was a joy to work with and I recommend him for any of your entertainment needs.
Response from Comedian for Hire - Celestian:
Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!
Dave was awesome to work with. He dressed perfectly, really knew how to work the crowd and with other talent we also hired. He was really funny, appropriate and made our event better. Thank you Dave!!
Dave's one of those comedians that brings a ton of great energy along with his good looks and charm and works hard to give everybody a great show!
Recently my girlfriend's took me to see her cousin Davo's show & had such a great time... Love to go again Lizzy Bear!
Great show, As always D, u killed it!
Seen Dave many times and he's just getting better all the time. Definitely worth checking out. He'll be on tv one day big n famous!!
Our charity hired Dave for a function and all went great. We appreciate the help, the professionalism, and of course, the comedy.
Dave is a great performer. I've seen him many times and I've always enjoyed his performances. He really makes me laugh. His dedication and passion really show through during his performances. And what's even better, he's the nicest guy offstage. He's really cool and nice to talk to!
Dave is very, very funny... but more than that, he is insightful and his comedy is based on real-life subjects. He keeps it real... he has no time for dick jokes or black jokes or excessive profanity. Dave doesn't take the low road and grab the low-hanging fruit. He works hard and puts real effort into his craft, constantly trying to come up with something original and real.
Dave Celestian's worldview and observations on his personal life alone are enough to enjoy checking him out. But add to the mix a certain disdain for all things righteous and sacrosanct and it's a party. If you want to kick back and ..think for yourself ?!? then Dave is most certainly up your alley.
Definitely worth taking a look at.
Dave is a truly entertaining comedian. He's always got high energy and exudes good vibes. Get ready to laugh and have a great time when Dave is around!
I've seen Dave perform over 30 times. He has been doing standup professionally for the last decade. He started a War On Comedy comedy troupe with other comedians and played lot's of big venues around the Tampa Bay area. He moved to New York City to further pursue his comedy career, he did gigs for several years there. He is hilarious with his takes on funny life experiences. He also engages the audience and can ad lib with his quick wit. He is a true professional, takes his craft very seriously and is driven to be the best.
Dave was able to keep a group of about 50 college students on the edge of their seat for a full hour. His stories and experiences captivated the audience. He effectively tied in comedy with motivational content.
I saw Dave Celestian perform at a comedy club in the city and he was very keen and energetic. He had some really funny and clever insights on everyday stuff! Would love to see him again! Great job Dave.
Price Range: $350 and up
Gig Length: 20 - 90 minutes
Languages: English
Unions: AFM, SAG-AFTRA
A funny standup and corporate comedian Dave offers real life humor at its best. When you want to hire a comedian or book a comedian take a look a Dave's clips to see if they meet your expectations. Holiday parties and events are all part of the scope of Dave's experience. Now serving all of the US. Book a funny comedian for your event, book Dave Celestian. He has over 12 years stage experience performing stand-up comedy for all types of events. Serving Tampa, Miami, Orlando, Jacksonville, and Atlanta and surrounding areas.
So if you are looking to hire or book a stand-up comedian or a corporate comedian in the Orlando, Miami, or Tampa areas of Florida, contact Dave for more info. Anytime you want to hire party entertainment I know the choices can be great but if you want an experienced and professional comedian you have come to the right place! Contact Dave when looking to hire party entertainment for corporate or private events or to book a motivational speaker for your corporate function. When looking to Hire A Comedian in the areas of Atlanta, GA, Tampa, FL, Tallahassee, FL, Miami, FL, Orlando, FL, Jacksonville, FL, Fort Myers, FL, Sarasota, FL, St Petersburg, FL, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Clearwater, FL and more it can be quite a nerve racking experience, especially if you do not know where to start. Luckily, Dave Celestian has made the process very simple and painless in locating great entertainment for your next party or event. If you are looking to Hire A Comedian you can put your confidence in Dave and be rest assured that you are choosing the right person for your event. Whether it is a corporate event, college event, private party, wedding reception, or comedy club, this is your place to find Real Life Humor at its best!
Please make sure that the audience seating is as close to the stage as possible and as close to each other as possible. This is very important for the successful outcome of the show.
| January 26, 2019 • 7:00pm - 9:00pm | Birthday Party |
| January 19, 2019 • 7:30pm - 8:30pm | Birthday Party |
| September 17, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Jacksonville, FL |
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George Carlin. Bill Hicks. Bill Burr. Women.
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