Patrick & the LVB
- Las Vegas, NV
- Cover Band
- 2 Verified Bookings
Baylie B. said “Patrick and the LVB performed for our corporate event and they were fantastic! Very easy to work with and willing to go above and beyond. This was the…”
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"The world's greatest coverband." -San Diego City Beat Weekly
Geezer are literally, modestly one of the funniest, most memorable & unique acts on the planet. Your favorite grandpas blend rock, comedy, rap and barbershoppe to hilariously swing the entire history of popular music from AC/DC and Dr Dre back to Buddy Holly and the Beatles, mashed up mid-song with spot-on Weezer and Beastie Boys hits. Perfect for any event, especially birthdays to make folks feel young! They can play it all, work in requests on the fly and ALWAYS pass out cookies.
We’ve seen these old farts play a few venues over the last several years, and I’m SO glad we decided to go with them for our wedding. We wanted our big day to be casual, fun, and ultimately memorable for us and our guests—and Geezer totally fit the bill. Great guys, funny as hell, and loads of talent. They always knew when to pour on the entertainment, and when to pull back and let the bride and groom take the spotlight. Their catalog of cover songs goes way beyond Weezer, and don’t let their old fart clothing fool you. They may be arthritic, deaf, and incontinent — but these grandpas can rock!
These guys were the perfect fit for our Vintage Motorcycle Rally! We bring a few thousand people together to celebrate our timeless machines! Great music, totally hilarious, completely professional, and easy to deal with. Watching them pass out cookies to the crowd and a biker gang that showed up unannounced, is still one of the funniest things we've ever seen! We love GEEZER and know you will too!
VVMC
This band is so much fun you'll wet your Depends! They have an amazing sense of humor but with the musical chops to back it up. So much fun... It's time to get OLD!
I saw Geezer perform at a bar in San Diego and loved it so much I wanted to share them with all my pals. I hired them for a private party and followed their lead and made it an old people party where we all dress up like old folks. My crew were very creative with the theme but Geezer took the party to the next level!! It was at a boat club so they added some captain hats and life jackets in addition to asking me for any specific songs I wanted adding a great personal touch. It’s been over a year since the party and my pals still tell stories and laugh & can’t wait do it again soon.
Geezer brought the house down 90s style with some Weezer and Beastie jams! CEO even got to play drums! People are still talking about it! Highly recommend, only if you want to have the time or your life!
There are tribute bands. There are rock bands. And there are comedy groups. But I’ve never seen a band that flawlessly combines all three elements... until I saw Geezer. First of all, they are hilarious, connecting with their audience in a weird and magnificent way. Secondly, they are amazing musicians- effortlessly transitioning from a Weezer tune to a Beastie Boys song.
We hired them to play my kid’s Bar Mitzvah nearly nine years ago and they blew everyone away. Just the right amount of rock and shtick...shtrock! We loved them so much we hired them again for a birthday party. You can’t go wrong with band. Hire them now! True professionals!
Price Range: $1500 and up
Gig Length: 45 - 240 minutes
Languages: English, Spanish
GEEZER est. 1910
"The world's greatest coverband." -San Diego City Beat Weekly
Geezer blend rock, comedy, rap and barbershoppe to hilariously swing the entire history of popular music from AC/DC and Dr Dre back to Buddy Holly and the Beatles, mashed up mid-song with spot-on Weezer and Beastie Boys hits. The world's oldest coverband has been an answer on NPR's Ask Me Another, appeared in a KIA adverisement with Weezer at the band's personal request, headlined Long Beach's sold-out first annual Littlepalooza festival for young grandkids and opened for Vanilla Ice, Coolio and Young MC in front of 6000 hiphop fans for Magic 92.5FM at San Diego's Petco Park. One of the most unique acts of all-time, they're probably the only band on earth that has played dive bars, rap shows, bar mitzvahs, retirement parties, comedy clubs, three-set casino gigs and punk festivals all over the west coast....then passed out cookies.
"The world's greatest coverband." -San Diego City Beat
"They crushed the Beastie Boys material in impression fashion and any Beasties fan who laments that they will never get to see the group again due to MCA’s untimely departure from the planet earlier this year is advised to check out Geezer." -(link hidden)
"Geezer rocks" -San Diego Union-Tribune
Available for travel gigs at an extra charge depending on mileage, lodging, etc.
OLDIES BUTT GOODIES
TNT by AC/DC
HELP! I'm So Tired When I'm 64 (Beatles)
War Pigs (Black Sabbath)
Just What I Needed (The Cars)
Surrender (Cheap Trick)
Rainy Day Women #12 & #35 (Everybody Must Get Old) (Bob Dylan)
Thank You For Being A Friend (Andrew Golden Girl)
Peggy Sue, Oh Boy (Buddy Holly)
Shout (Isley Brothers)
Rock & Roll (Led Zeppelin)
Kick Out The Jams (MC5)
Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)
I Wanna Be Sedated (Ramones)
Time Warp (Rocky Horror)
Get Off Of My Lawn (Rolling Stones)
La Bamba (Richie Valens)
Baba O'Reily (the Who)
MEN IN THEIR 80'S
Video Killed The Radio Star (Buggles)
(Your City Here) Calling (the Clash)
Anything Anything (Bananadramarama)
Waiting Room (Fugazi)
Boys Of Summer (Don Henley)
Come Dancing (the Kinks)
Like A Virgin (Madonna)
Here Comes Old Men, Wave of Mutilation, Where Is My Mind (Pixies)
1899 (Prince)
Pretty In Pink (Psychedelic Furs)
High Blood Pressure (Queen with David Bowie)
Don't You (Forget About Me) (Simple Minds)
Stray Cat Strut (Stray Cats)
Institutionalized (Suicidal Tendancies)
Africa (Totolly not Weezer)
Blister In The Sun (Violent Femmes)
Hey Buster, Move ("Young" MC)
90'S NOSTALGIA
Song #2 (Bluh)
Cannonball (Breeders)
Insane In The Brain (Cypress Hill)
Groove Is In The Heart (Deee-Lite)
Ain't Nuthin' but a G Thang (Dr Dre/Snoop Dogg)
Jump Around (House Of Pain)
Mrs. Robinson (The Lemonheads because they wrote it)
United States of Vatevah (Liam Lynch)
Sliver (Nirvana)
Grilling Of A Bagel (Rage Against The Machine)
Friends Of P (Rentals)
"MODERN" DAY CLASSICS:
CAN'T TEACH AN OLD BAND NEW TRIX
Wake Up (Arcade Fire)
Get Lucky/Bed Early (Daft Punk)
Forgot About Dre (Doctor Dre and Eminem)
Pumped Up Kicks (Foster The People)
We Are Young (Fun.)
The Middle (JEW)
When You Were Young (the Killers)
Thrift Shop (Macklemore)
Kids, Time To Pretend (MGMT)
Young Folks (Peter Bjorn & John)
Rest Home (Amy Whinehouse)
Naps (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
WHEEZERS: ANY WEEZERTOON YOU'D EVER WANNA HEAR!
Undone - The Sweater Song
Buddy Holly
Say It Ain't So
Surf Wax America
El Scorcho
Photograph
Island In The Sun
Hash Pipe
Keep Fishin'
Dope Nose
Beverly Hills/Hillbillies
Perfect Situation
Pork and Beans
If You're Wondering If I Want You To (I Want You To)
plus fan favorites (Jamie, My Evaline, Suzanne, Mykel & Carli, Don't Let Go), and on special occasions The Blue Album or Pinkerton in their entirety. But don't forget: WE AIN'T NO WEEZER TRIBUTE BAND!
GEEZER BOYS: WORLD'S GREATEST B-BOY COPYCATS!
Rhymin' & Stealin'
So What'cha Want
Paul Revere
Girls
No Sleep Til Brooklyn
Brass Monkey
Fight For Your Right To Party
Shake Your Rump
Eggman
Pass The Mic
Boomin' Granny
Sure Shot
Get it Together
Root Down
Sabotage
Intergalactic
Make Some Noise
Anyone who's seen Geezer knows that there is no "normal" setlist. Special songs are learned for related occasions...then forgotten forever. Instant requests and missed lyrics become mashup masterpieces. Tribute band legislators wonder why they're not playing more Weezer. Copycat bands wish they could have as much fun teasing purists. Fans of the elderly wonder who the hell would listen to this crap. Put down your clipboard. Here, maybe this Metamucil will loosen up whatever is preventing you from having fun.
Full PA setup and/or lights available at extra charge.
Baylie B. said “Patrick and the LVB performed for our corporate event and they were fantastic! Very easy to work with and willing to go above and beyond. This was the…”
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Bz P. said “Sam is incredibly talented with a laid-back style that's impossible not to enjoy. Our business is based in San Francisco, so when he performed his…”
Danika S. said “They were were professional and tons of fun. The crowd loved their interaction. We would definitely hire them again.”