Geoffrey Asmus is a NYC-based comedian who began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on four college degrees.
Soon after Geoffrey was selected as a ‘New Face’ at Just For Laughs in Montreal and performed on FOX’s ‘Laughs’ and Kevin Hart’s LOL Network. He has also performed at the Bridgetown, Limestone and Boston comedy festivals and won 3rd place in 2017 at the Laughing Skull Festival in Atlanta. Geoffrey has opened for Brian Posehn, Aparna Nancherla, Todd Barry, Daniel Sloss and Alonzo Bodden among others.
Offstage Geoffrey has written for College Humor and Splitsider.
But no matter where he is Geoffrey will not make eye contact, which is a blessing for all.
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Gig Length: 10 - 70 minutes
Languages: English
Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on four college degrees. Within a short time Geoffrey won Comedy on State’s “Funniest Person in Madison 2015” and Penguin Comedy Club’s “Funniest Person in Iowa 2015,” both times beating out the guy who invented meth, Quentin.
Soon after Geoffrey was selected as a ‘New Face’ at Just For Laughs in Montreal and performed on FOX’s ‘Laughs’ and Kevin Hart’s LOL Network. He has also performed at the Bridgetown, Limestone and Boston comedy festivals and won 3rd place in 2017 at the Laughing Skull Festival in Atlanta. Geoffrey has opened for Brian Posehn, Aparna Nancherla, Todd Barry, Daniel Sloss and Alonzo Bodden among others.
Offstage Geoffrey has written for College Humor, Splitsider and the sketch group Mean Squad.
But no matter where he is Geoffrey will not make eye contact, which is a blessing for all.
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