The Mastros
- Wildwood, NJ
- Christian Comedian
Frank Mastro and Maura McKinney Mastro offer you a cornucopia of entertainment choices both individually or as a team to fit your entertainment needs. All shows…
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We’re J.D. Burner! We’re an Acoustic punk rock comedy duo who like to get the crowd involved. We mix up spoofs, parody, dad jokes, pop culture, original material, covers, and sing a long songs.
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Price Range: $150-$250
Gig Length: 120 - 180 minutes
Languages: English
What to expect...A good time, some laughs, but we are no American Idols.
We are an acoustic duo who play basic chord progressions (we asked Eddie Van Halen to join us, but he said he was washing his hair). We will tell jokes, we will get the crowd to sing along(almost like we are all sitting around a fire pit). If some one requests a song, we have them come up and sing it like bad karaoke. We do some improve and crowd work. We don’t play weddings, but love a good divorce party.
Yo! What’s up Gig Salad? We are an Acoustic Punk Rock Bad Karaoke Comedy Duo in South Jersey, Local J and Dommo. We combined our powers to form...J.D. Burner! Our mission is to awaken the inner party animal in those sleeping through life. How you ask? By playing mediocre music and telling stupid jokes. We’re here to have a good time, some fun, and laugh a little (maybe just people laughing at us). Not your typical acoustic cover guys...we will talk to the crowd and hopefully they talk back. We’ve been playing for the last 2 years at local breweries and the End of The Road Theater in North Cape May, NJ. We draw a crowd of 25-30 people with us. Thanks for your time!
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Cover Songs:
Sitting on the dock of the bay
Leroy Brown
Margaritaville
Country Roads
Brown eye girl
Another Saturday Night
I love this bar
Bad moon rising
People are Strange
90s:
Self esteem
Good Riddance
Cumbersome
Wonder Wall (if we have to)
Come Down
Mash ups
Take the money and Run/Joker/Angel
Zombie (Mash up)
Spoofs/Parody
Florida Man (Johnny Cash’s Wanted Man)
I Got Drunk in Cape May ( On the way to Cape May Al Alberts)
Originals
Probably Aliens ( A song for our Drunk Uncles)
Seinfeld Tribute song
Fire Pit Song ( Everybody here say Cheers)
Just Say Fudge It
Karen ( an ode to Karens)
Wet Mogwai (A song about growing up in the 80s)
Is what it is
Shrug this off ( Our most serious song)
Tenacious D
Smothers Brothers
Adam Sandler
Ben Folds Five
Weird Al
Ramones
Sublime
Reel Big Fish
Me First and The Gimmie Gimmies
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