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Jordan Cerminara
- Portland, OR
- Stand-Up Comedian
- Travels nationwide
- $620-$3500
Overview
The perfect entertainer to put in any environment where laughs and energy are desired--a veteran stand-up comedian, experienced host/emcee for casual to corporate events, and GUARANTEED most fun auctioneer you'll ever find!
Co-producer of The Art Critique Comedy Show {comedians analyze and auction thrift store art}, Jordan Cerminara currently manufactures humor right outside of Portland, Oregon—exports include IRL stand-up, VR comedy experiences in partner with FlipsideXR, goofy analog collages, and good ol’ fashioned comic strips for the Seattle-based Scarfff Comics (an underground comix anthology newspaper).
For more information visit my website or follow on IG.
22 Reviews
Jordan was funny and adapted quickly to our difficult crowd. He had us laughing with his ordinary guy stories and humor.
Stand-Up Comedian
Jordan engaged the audience immediately! They loved every minute of his set. He reached out to me several times before the show to confirm details and desired content. I couldn't have asked for a better experience. He made the show!!!
Comedian
Jordan did a great job!
Corporate Comedian
Jordan did a fabulous job as the Emcee for our event! He was exactly what we needed to raise money and keep the fun going! 🌟🌟🌟
Emcee
Jordan did a great job hosting our nonprofit fundraiser. Specifically, he helped lead the paddle raise and sold a variety of raffles at our event, in addition to being an emcee. He came prepared to entertain--he's a natural, of course--and to help us raise money. He was both professional and very funny. We got really good feedback from guests who enjoyed a chance to laugh! He was also a prompt communicator before the event, leaving the organizers with peace of mind.
Auctioneer, Emcee
Jordan was not only funny, but worked the crowd flawlessly. His comedy is timely and personal making it completely relatable. He was an absolute dream to work with too. I will hire him again without a doubt.
Comedian, Corporate Comedian, Stand-Up Comedian
We didn't know what we would get when hiring Jordan Cerminara to be our auctioneer, but we couldn't be more thrilled with how well he fit into the crowd, and his skills as an auctioneer are literally a 10 out of 10! We needed help during the evening with emcee help, and he was so gracious to accommodate. We couldn't be happier hiring him for our annual nonprofit fundraiser to benefit PTAs and their students. THANK YOU JORDAN. You're an exceptional artist, funny, spot-on with the perfect jokes, made the guests so comfortable, and you made our planning team look great!
Auctioneer, Emcee
Jordan was the Master of Ceremony at a fundraising event for our charitable organization last night. He was professional, knowledgeable, flexible, engaging and so incredibly funny. I am overjoyed that we hired Jordan instead of a "traditional" auctioneer because he made the event an absolute blast and one that people will be looking forward to coming to for years to come. Even though I'll be recommending him to everyone I know, I can't recommend Jordan enough.
Auctioneer, Comedian, Emcee
Jordan,
Have to work through technical issues with a microphone that didn't work properly. He quickly adapted to continue to hold the audience's attention. The success of our event was largely due to Jordan's efforts that way exceeded our expectations.
Auctioneer
Jordan was very entertaining and professional for our work function. Quick on his feet to adapt and exceptionally funny with his delivery.
Corporate Comedian
Jordan was great! We had a great time!
Comedian
Jordan was the perfect choice for our laid back event.
Auctioneer, Corporate Comedian
Jordan is easy to work with, communicates well, and provided a mix of auctioneer-comedian for our charity event that was both entertaining AND provided excellent results for the auction.
Highly recommended.
Auctioneer, Stand-Up Comedian, Comedian
Prompt, accommodating, and perfect onstage personality for our auction. We want to use Jordan every year.
Auctioneer
Jordan had to travel 2 hours to our shoot and was exactly on time. He was very nice and helpful, making sure he brought all the props and wardrobe we requested plus extra options. We really appreciate he even helped set up and take down the set. Super happy with his talent and professionalism.
Actor
I was on a search for an alternative group activity for my company. Our company is still working remotely and I was thrilled to find Jordan who was able to meet our needs. He is a wonderful entertainer, an artist with a unique flair and was very accomodating. He contacted me in a professional and timely manner. Jordan's communication and his attention to detail were done so well that I felt confident this would work well for my co-workers and me. At the time of our event, his jokes resonated through the screen and was a good time/laugh for us all. I would recommend him for a private Zoom party or IRL.
Comedian
We hired Jordan to act in a marketing promo video shoot for a software product. With very short notice, Jordan showed up and delivered for us. He was accountable, professional, not to mention VERY funny. I would highly recommend hiring him.
I hired Jordan to help out with my sorority fundraiser! Every year we have a live auction and a raise-your-paddle segment of the event and Jordan helped us raise an unprecedented amount of money this year. The entire audience was laughing and enjoying his brilliant comedic-auctioneer style, and he was able to get items with lower-end market values sold for thousands of dollars with an incredibly engaged audience. After the event, our guests could not stop talking about how great he was. Jordan made our fundraiser more of a success that I could have ever imagined, and I'm so thankful I was able to find this gem of an auctioneer!
Auctioneer, Comedy Show
We made more $$ and had more fun with Jordan than ever before at our annual live quilt auction. He made this organizer look great. And everyone left smiling.
Auctioneer
We booked Jordan to entertain our motley crew of employees, and boy did he deliver! He had something in his arsenal of jokes for everyone. There was plenty of relatable material with just enough of self-deprecating humor to keep us all laughing. I would definitely book again or go see his show next time I’m in the Bay Area.
Comedian
My company's engineering team had an offsite and we had booked Jordan to entertain our employees and it was fantastic! He was hilarious and the perfect fit for our event. Communication with him along the way, leading up to it was really helpful as well. We're definitely going to keep Jordan in mind for future events!
Comedian
Booking Info
Price Range: $620-$3500
Gig Length: 10 - 90 minutes
Languages: English
Past Booked Events
August 11, 2024 • 1:30pm - 2:00pm | House Party |
June 08, 2024 • 8:30pm - 9:00pm | Fundraiser |
December 01, 2023 • 7:30pm - 8:30pm | Corporate Event |
October 28, 2023 • 4:30pm - 7:30pm | Nonprofit Event |
October 27, 2023 • 6:30pm - 7:15pm | Fundraiser |
September 28, 2023 • 6:00pm - 9:00pm | Fundraiser |
September 18, 2023 • 8:30pm - 9:30pm | Corporate Event |
May 25, 2023 • 7:00pm - 7:30pm | Nonprofit Event |
May 12, 2023 • 6:30pm - 9:30pm | Fundraiser |
March 25, 2023 • 6:00pm - 7:00pm | Fundraiser |
March 20, 2023 • 8:30am - 5:00pm | Campus Event |
December 12, 2022 • 8:00pm - 8:30pm | Christmas Party |
December 09, 2022 • 8:00pm - 9:00pm | Christmas Party |
December 09, 2022 • 7:00pm - 7:30pm | Christmas Party |
March 26, 2022 • 6:00pm - 9:00pm | Fundraiser |
March 19, 2022 • 6:00pm - 9:00pm | Nonprofit Event |
February 27, 2022 • 12:00pm - 1:30pm | Fundraiser |
January 21, 2021 • 9:00am - 1:00pm | Casting Call |
November 20, 2020 • 6:00pm - 6:45pm | Virtual Event |
March 03, 2020 • 9:00am - 11:00am | Studio Session |
February 28, 2020 • 7:30pm - 8:15pm | Fundraiser |
February 23, 2020 • 12:00pm - 2:00pm | Nonprofit Event |
December 16, 2019 • 8:00pm - 8:30pm | Christmas Party |
August 21, 2018 • 3:00pm - 4:00pm | Corporate Event |
July 20, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | The Art Critique Comedy Show |
June 15, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | The Art Critique Comedy Show |
May 18, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | The Art Critique Comedy Show |
April 20, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | The Art Critique Comedy Show |
April 14, 2018 • 9:30pm - 11:00pm | Spice Monkey (Oakland) |
March 31, 2018 • 7:30pm - 9:00pm | Spice Monkey (Oakland) |
March 26, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Milk Bar (SF) |
March 19, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | New Parkway Theater |
March 18, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Kawika's (SF) |
March 16, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | The Art Critique Comedy Show |
March 13, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Pizza Hacker (SF) |
March 06, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Woods Bar & Brewery (Oakland) |
February 27, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Eureka! Science + Comedy |
February 23, 2018 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | The Maltese (Chico, CA) |