Michael V. Suarez

Stand up comedy. That's really it. You're hiring me to do that. If you need something specific, (clean, roast, etc), we can make arrangements.

Mike Suarez doesn't want to do this. He doesn't want to perform for your birthday party at your house. That's not his dream, but he'll do it because the money is needed. Is he funny? I don't know, watch a clip. Find out for yourself. I'm not gonna lie and say he's for everybody. But how boring is that, you might as well just show old episodes of "Home Improvement" for your entertainment. The only things for everybody are oxygen and water. Do you really want the comedy equivalent of that. People laugh when he's on stage usually, so there's that. He'll do the event if you pay him, on time for however long you agreed on. But he'll also eat some cake and make fun of fat kids for free.

Audio system needs to be provided (microphone, speaker) if its going to be required. Meal is to be provided if event is catered. Water or soft drink must be made available. At least one alcoholic beverage to be provided if at a hotel, night club or bar setting (when applicable).