Who is Mike Pantzer?
After starting his career in Texas, comedian Mike Pantzer relocated to Florida to pursue his calling of being “a glorious mess.” He’s honed his loserhood through 40 years of failing, including failing as an actor, soldier, country singer, marketing executive, triathlete, lover, humanitarian, and usually as a person. Luckily, all of that losing makes for a great comic.
Mike tells real life stories that are so twisted you won’t believe they’re true, and trust us, he wishes they weren’t, but every one of them is real. Maybe it’s put best by Mike’s loving father: “Frankly, I’m surprised he’s not homeless.”
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Price Range: $200-$1500 size/scope/travel dependent
Gig Length: 15 - 120 minutes
Languages: English
Playful Adult Humor - Rated R for language and content
Who is Mike Pantzer?
Yeah, who the hell is he? I mean, me. This quivering pile of man-flesh named Mike. Who am I?
I’m a loser, that’s who I am. Proud and loud. The only thing I don’t lose is weight. Jobs? Credit cards? Self-respect? All lost. But my dude-gut will always be here, like a chubby white koala clinging all flabby to my neck, bouncing happily along there with me, every day of my life.
Ah, the Loser. That’s me.
And the logical thing for a loser to do? Become a comedian. That’s like doubling down on loserdom. Can’t keep a regular job? Go into a job that doesn’t pay!
So welcome to my world. Welcome to loserville. It’s really not that bad. At least there are laughs in this section of the dungeon.
| August 10, 2017–August 13, 2017 • 12:00pm - 12:00pm | Pueblo CO - SarethFest Music & Comedy Festival |
| August 03, 2017 • 7:00pm - 10:00pm | Santa Ana Pueblo NM - Santa Ana Star Casino |
| August 02, 2017 • 7:35pm - 9:00pm | Mescalero NM - Inn of the Mountain Gods Casino |
| June 30, 2017 • 7:30pm - 9:00pm | Homosassa FL - Bonkerz @ High Octane |
| June 14, 2017 • 8:00pm - 9:30pm | Gainesville FL - Rockey's |
| May 19, 2017 • 9:00pm - 11:00pm | Tallahassee FL - Bird's |
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