Known as Seattle’s Premier Art School Dropout, Pat “The Brat” Smear is glitter, grunge, glam, and gross all wrapped up in one go.
A graduate of Miss Indigo Blue’s Academy of Burlesque, Pat Smear has been causing a scene in the Seattle Burlesque scene since 2019. This multi hyphenate ecdysiast lives for finding glitter in their hair both up and down stairs. You can find them producing shows locally and on the Oregon Coast with their mother Moxie Blue under Fat Bottom Productions and helping out behind the scenes all over Seattle.
Pat Smear is the 2023 2nd runner up in Seattle’s Queer Prom, and has been seen onstage throughout the PNW, Vermont, and beyond!
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