Voted Vancouver's Best Stand-up Comedian 2021 by the readers of The Georgia Straight, Patrick Maliha's comedy style has been described as Ray Romano meets a 21st Century Don Rickles. In addition to comedy specials on CTV, CBC and The Comedy Network, he also holds the world record for most impressions under a minute and is a writer for the top-rated Netflix show, “Mystery Science Theatre 3000”.
Patrick was very professional and definitely made our night! We had a small group of 21 (staff xmas dinner party). He made his show family friendly, at our request, and we all had some great laughs. I highly recommend Patrick for any size group.
Response from Patrick Maliha:
Wonderful group to work with! Thank you so much for letting me be a part of your event.
Patrick came early, and didn’t rush to get on stage, which helped a lot as the event was on a tight schedule. He handled the room well and added some much needed levity. Would highly recommend.
Response from Patrick Maliha:
Excellent communication and a true pleasure to work with! Thank you so much.
Price Range: $300 - $7,000
Gig Length: 10 - 120 minutes
Languages: English
Patrick Maliha’s act has been described as Ray Romano meets a 21st Century Don Rickles. Originally from Thunder Bay, Patrick now makes his home in Vancouver, B.C., Canada. A professional Stand-up comedian & talented impressionist, Patrick has Headlined and MC’ed various shows at a multitude of comedy clubs, festivals and corporate events in Canada, the U.S. and beyond. Throughout numerous years Patrick has been voted as one of Vancouver’s Favourite Comedians in both the Georgia Straight and Westender “Best Of… “ Awards.
Patrick Maliha has been featured on CBC radio, XM and Sirius satellite radio’s various comedy programs. He broke through the television barrier with his stand-up in 2011 when he was featured on Bite TV’s Stand-Up and Bite Me and his 1-hour Comedy Now special aired on CTV and The Comedy Network. Patrick has also been featured on CBC television’s national broadcast of The Winnipeg Comedy Festivals Characters Gala.
Currently, Patrick Maliha is the world record holder for most impressions in one minute beating out the previous record holder, former SNL’er Dana Carvey and can be heard on Roundhouse Radio for his weekly segment, “Some Advice with your Agony Uncle, Patrick Maliha”.
In addition to his stand-up comedy, Patrick Maliha is also a comedic writer and instructor. One of his most prominent writing credits is co-writer for the hit Netflix series, “Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Return”, which was nominated for a Saturn Award.
Patrick is equally comfortable performing both clean and dirty shows and excels as a host both on-line or in real life.
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ALTERNATE BIO:
Patrick Maliha was born in the jaws of a barracuda.
He lived in a manger with a lamb and Mary’s boy-child until he was 11.
With hammer and chisel and brawn he creates life out of iron ore and sweat.
He can perceive past, future and present all at once.
He is a friend of Stephen Hawking. Not Stephen Hawking the genius, Stephen Hawking the mechanic - but a Stephen Hawking none the less.
He can tell the season using only Sirius the Dog Star.
He exists beyond time, space and law.
He likes chicken wings.
Stand-up Comedian/Writer Patrick Maliha has had comedy specials on CTV, CBC and The Comedy Network. He’s been voted Vancouver’s Favourite Stand-Up Comedian several years in a row, holds the world record for most impressions under a minute and is a writer for the top-rated Netflix show, “Mystery Science Theatre 3000”. Currently, Patrick lives in Vancouver in a lovely neighbourhood.
| November 04, 2022 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Nonprofit Event |
| December 06, 2021 • 6:00pm - 7:00pm | Dinner Party |
| November 25, 2021 • 7:30pm - 7:45pm | Corporate Event |
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