Ron Greene Comedian

You can expect plenty of laughter, without any embarrassment from anyone in your audience. Along with my ability to create and sing my own parodies, I also make an excellent comedic emcee.

Dear future friend,

I am confident that I can make your event memorable. Performing is all about being confident. After all, would you want to be on a airliner piloted by a pilot who was not confident that he or she could fly the plane? Would you want to be operated on by a surgeon lacking in confidence that he could perform the surgery? Many years ago, a master of ceremonies at an Atlanta comedy club literally laughed in my face at the thought of me being funny. My response was, "Joey, keep one thing in mind. I am of the same generation as George Carlin, Jeff Foxworthy, Steve Harvey, Roseanne Barr, George Wallace, and a host of other comedians, the wealth and fame of which neither you nor I will ever achieve. I will have that audience laughing after you've introduced me, but before you get backstage."

Was I correct? At the appropriate time, Joey announced my name. I walked out, gave him a wink, took the microphone, looked at the audience and made a seven word statement. The entire crowd of 150 adults roared with laughter and did not stop for the duration of my set. I looked over my left shoulder; Joey had not yet cleared the curtain.

What is the one thing that I do which most likely the other comedians that you are looking at do not? I am a "comedian singer." I compose and sing funny songs set to the tunes from "back in the day." Even if someone does not recognize the tune, they will laugh at the words. After all, who could not laugh at...
"I've Got to Pee" to the tune of "Your Cheatin' Heart" sung by many artists?
"Rub Me Down With BenGay" to the tune of "Houston" by Dean Martin?
"Can't You See" to the tune of "Can't You See" by The Marshall Tucker Band? However, my version is quite different than the original version. There are many more that I have composed and perform.

I had the opportunity to share the stage with and taught by Jeff Foxworthy. Upon hearing one of my parodies, he stated, "Ron, you have a talent that sets you apart from the other comedians. Use it, my friend. Stay clean and you will stay busy." You can view examples of my humor and my low key style delivery by visiting my YouTube channel. Make certain to add the extra "e" or you won't get me! Also, I do something which no other comedian does. I tell you ahead of time the stories (jokes) and parodies that I will be performing. Therefore, you are never surprised. Trust me, other comedians cannot make that claim. Therefore, review my videos on my YouTube channel @rongreenecomedian. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

With warmest regards,
Ron Greene

If necessary, I can provide my own PA system.