Ron Greene Comedian

You can expect plenty of laughter, without any embarrassment from anyone in your audience. Along with my ability to create and sing my own parodies, I also make an excellent comedic emcee.

Dear future friend,

I am confident that I can make your event memorable. Performing is all about being confident. After all, would you want to be on a airliner piloted by a pilot who was not confident that he could fly the plane? Would you want to be operated on by a surgeon lacking in confidence that he could perform the surgery? Many years ago, a master of ceremonies at an Atlanta comedy club literally laughed in my face at the thought of me being funny. My response was, "Joey, keep one thing in mind. I am of the same generation as the comedians George Carlin, Jeff Foxworthy, Steve Harvey, Roseanne Barr, George Wallace, and a host of other comedians, the wealth and fame of which neither you nor I will ever achieve. I will have that audience laughing after you've introduced me, but before you get backstage." His sarcastic response was, "You think so?" "Joey, I have a $50 bill in my pocket that is screaming, 'Don't bet against Ron Greene; he knows what he's talking about."' Later, before introducing me, Joey announced to the audience the challenge that I had made.

Keep in mind, many of the other comedians, all of whom were younger than 30, were jumping around, acting silly, and using lots of gratuitous vulgarity in there act. Yet, for all their antics, most of the comedians only received a chuckle or two. In fact, many in the audience were getting up and walking out. At the appropriate time, Joey announced my name. I walked out, gave him a wink, took the microphone, looked at the audience and made a seven word statement. The entire crowd of 150 adults roar with laughter and did not stop for the duration of my set. I looked over my left shoulder to see Joey having not yet cleared the curtain.

Obviously, I am confident; that comes with age and experience. Plus, I tailor each performance for each audience. There are three things that set me apart from other comedians. Number one, my stories are based on true events, involving true people. Number two, I have a talent for creating and recording parodies, all of which result in laughter from the audience. I had the opportunity to briefly share the stage with Jeff Foxworthy. Upon hearing one of my parodies, he stated, "Ron, you have a talent that sets you apart from the other comedians. Use it, my friend." You can view examples of my humor and my low key style by visiting my YouTube channel. Make certain to add the extra "e" or you won't get me! Number three, is that I do something no other comedian does. I tell you ahead of time what I will be doing and singing. Therefore, you are never surprised or wonder if something might be unacceptable.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

With warmest regards,
Ron Greene

If necessary, I can provide my own PA system.