I’m a stand up comedian who blends a classic stand up comedy style with a contemporary edge. The only comedy rule I follow is “make 'em laugh”. I pride myself on being able to work any crowd. I can do clean or dirty, a Qanon rally or a benefit for the ACLU, I’ve got something for everyone. Whether it’s insightful observations, broad physical comedy, high brow or low brow, I do whatever it takes to “make 'em laugh”. I’m a regular at all the Kansas City clubs as well as all over the Midwest and now I can be coming to you! What else do you want? I’m funny. Book me and find out for yourself!
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I’m a stand up comedian who blends a classic stand up comedy style with a contemporary edge. The only comedy rule I follow is “make em laugh”. I pride myself on being able to work any crowd. I can do clean or dirty, a Qanon rally or a benefit for the ACLU. I’ve got something for everyone. Whether it’s insightful observations, broad physical comedy, high brow or low brow, I do whatever it takes to “makes em laugh”. I’m a regular at all the Kansas City clubs as well as all over the Midwest and now I can be coming to you! What else do you want? I’m funny. Book me and find out for yourself.
Everyone from Jack Benny to Dave Attell to Tig Notaro.
Kansas City, MO 
Stand-Up Comedian
1 Verified Booking Amanda U. said “Hilarious comedian and truly one of the best! Would recommend to anyone and can’t wait to have him back!”
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Corporate Comedian
37 Verified Bookings Suzanne H. said “Kevin did a great job with our event--from the early planning stages he was thorough all the way through the night of--excellent communication, helpful,…”
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