I’m a stand up comedian who blends a classic stand up comedy style with a contemporary edge. The only comedy rule I follow is “make 'em laugh”. I pride myself on being able to work any crowd. I can do clean or dirty, a Qanon rally or a benefit for the ACLU, I’ve got something for everyone. Whether it’s insightful observations, broad physical comedy, high brow or low brow, I do whatever it takes to “make 'em laugh”. I’m a regular at all the Kansas City clubs as well as all over the Midwest and now I can be coming to you! What else do you want? I’m funny. Book me and find out for yourself!
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I’m a stand up comedian who blends a classic stand up comedy style with a contemporary edge. The only comedy rule I follow is “make em laugh”. I pride myself on being able to work any crowd. I can do clean or dirty, a Qanon rally or a benefit for the ACLU. I’ve got something for everyone. Whether it’s insightful observations, broad physical comedy, high brow or low brow, I do whatever it takes to “makes em laugh”. I’m a regular at all the Kansas City clubs as well as all over the Midwest and now I can be coming to you! What else do you want? I’m funny. Book me and find out for yourself.
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