Experienced & Bonafide Stand Up Comedian. Shows are Available for Both Personal or Corporate Venues. Additionally, Parties or Other Events.
Comedic Writing is Also Offered Whether it is for a Wedding Speech, "Roast," or Other Projects.
Please Specify if You Want a
"Clean Act," (No or Minimal Cursing).
Need a Cost-Effective Corporate Morale Boost?
Help With Your Wedding Toast, or In Need of a "Battle Tested" Comic?
Contact for a Personal, and Free, Solution.
Sincerely, Ironically,
Tommy "Smirks" Segreti
Hired Tom for a party I was having with several family members and needed a clean comedian. I told him what I needed and he actually cared. He even went above and beyond to help fill in between a band I also hired without charging more!
And boy, was he funny!!
You won't regret hiring him.
Thanks Tommy!
Response from Tommy "Smirks" Segreti, Comedian:
Wow thank you for those kind words. I appreciate you taking the time to write that. If you ever need help in the future you know who to call.
Well maybe that's misleading it's not the Ghostbusters it's me 😉.
Happy you enjoyed it.
Price Range: $200 and Up (Negotiable per Event)
Gig Length: 10 - 120 minutes
Languages: English
The first step toward booking Tommy Smirks, is Negotiating the Price after Discussing Details Regarding the Event.
Typically, Able to Fit any Reasonable Budget, Without Breaking Bank, and Allowing Venues (And Corporate or Other Events A Full Comedy Show at a Fraction of it's Typical Cost with No Reduction in Quality).
Typically a low deposit which is refundable up until the specified or agreed date before the event. And is used to secure the date guaranteed. Full payment due before event and there is no rule against staying a little longer depending on the event. Particularly recurring ones will have the most savings. However, there are few who can match the quality, enjoyment, and affordability for professional comedy for virtually any event.
Able to be contacted directly, and everything is typically negotiable prior to agreement based on what is needed and best for the event. Because that's what matters.
Standard rating would be our due to language. But no blue material which means, material that is extremely vulgar or sexual in nature, and I do not heckle or support extreme heckling of guests who are meant to enjoy the act and not be made fun of deliberately. Crowd work is involved but is not overused or abused. Again, everything is negotiable for each individual event including those with a roster of comedians for a full comedy show.
You will not be disappointed. And you will enjoy your event more statistically. Restaurants and bars looking to add revenue for off hours or on hours shows are proven to get more net profit and a higher engagement in their area target market, brain comedy shows even monthly to the venue.
All can be discussed, and no question is stupid.
Born in Queens, Thomas "Tommy Smirks" Segreti Moved to Orange County at a Young Age. Born to Make People Laugh, it was no Surprise that Stand Up Comedy would be in the Future.
Performing in NY, PA, Until a Few Years Ago, He Developed Early Onset Dementia. Caused by Trauma to the Head, and Unable to Remember his Own Jokes (Bits).
Recovered Cognitively by Finding the Root Cause, Comedy had been Missing and He Sought Out to Take the Stage Again. Additionally Gigs of Various Types.
From Parties, to Corporate Events, and Special Requests Tommy Smirks Began to Get Back on the Comedy Scene.
Experienced, and Ready to Keep the Laughter Going.
As the Great Philosopher LL Cool J Said, "Don't Call it a Comeback, I've Been Here For Years."
Traveling is Possible Cross Country if Compensated.
Blue Material isn't the Style, a Bold NY'er with a Colorful but Hilarious Vocabulary and Delivery of Comedy.
Free Quotes, and Spring to Summer (Also Future Booking Available) Getting Heavy Cost Reductions.
Additionally, Has the Ability to bring a Full Comedy Show with Multiple Bonafide Comedians to Your Event.
Fully Tailored and able to Dial the Rating, Content, and Target of All Clients.
Guaranteed.
If Sound / Audio Equipment is Needed Please let me know so I can Prepare for that.
| July 30, 2022 • 1:00am - 3:30am | Potential Booking for Salisbury Center, NY [6-7pm] |
I'm influenced by many great comedians of old as well as upcoming ones. Particularly storytellers over scripted comedians. A true comic in my mind is a storyteller and the way you tell a story is the way it comes out in that traditional comedic delivery. Richard Pryor although, he may have material that I would not speak about, had only bullet points for his stories to remember and told his stories. Which is pretty much what I do I don't write word for word so it's never exactly the same. But the laughter usually always is because it's how you tell the story and how good it is to use. Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle and so many other comedians could be listed. As I've been influenced throughout my career by ones that people might not even know or be googleable. I guess that's a word now.
Only preferred, but can bring virtually all equipment. This may affect price.
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