The Surly Santa
- Arlington, TX
- Roast Master
- 15 miles from Keller
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Discover the magic of Christmas while making memories of holiday...blah, blah, blah... Or...Let Santa tell you what he really thinks. Let Santa ROAST your guests…
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Corrie said “Benja was amazing! He came from out of town to entertain our office party and did a wonderful job! I highly recommend him!”
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Courtney D. said “We couldn't have been happier with Joel! His communication was awesome and he truly cared about making my husband's surprise party a success!…”
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Espinosa said “The conference was nice, however it became fun when Trump walked in. Everyone had a great evening. Thank you for helping make our conference a success.”
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94 Roast Master reviews on GigSalad with an average rating of 5 stars
From request to booking, it takes 1.7 days (on average) to hire a Roast Master
What’s a roast? Good-humored “observations” about your guest of honor! Our Roast Masters can keep your guests rolling with laughter as they lovingly tease the roastee onstage. Not just for retirees, a roast is a hilarious and unconventional way to honor those who deserve a better-than-average celebration!
Roast Masters are hosts... with a snappy sense of humor and wit! The Roast Masters on GigSalad can tailor their jokes to any person or audience. They can take it to the line or keep it clean. Roasts are great for birthday parties, retirement parties, farewell parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, holiday parties, bosses day celebrations, and more. Book a Roast Master and your event will be unforgettable!
When booking a Roast Master, make sure to speak with them, or watch videos if available, to ensure you’re getting exactly what you want for your event. Also, discuss specifics in the booking contract, such as the length of the event and the types of jokes you prefer.