The Surly Santa
- Arlington, TX
- Roast Master
- 6 miles from Grand Prairie
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Discover the magic of Christmas while making memories of holiday...blah, blah, blah... Or...Let Santa tell you what he really thinks. Let Santa ROAST your guests…
Sib R. said “I recently hired Josh for our financial consulting firm's end-of-year party, and he absolutely crushed it! Josh customized a hilarious roast for…”
Christine F. said “We had a blast playing Family Feud at our company Holiday Celebration! Sib and Harrison were hilarious hosting the games! Very professional and took care…”
Corrie said “Benja was amazing! He came from out of town to entertain our office party and did a wonderful job! I highly recommend him!”
Lanesia Y. said “I appreciate Joel adjusting his set to our crowd each time the crowd changed. My guests enjoyed him and my guest of honor was pleased. At the end of day,…”
Jay O. . M. C. said “That's what it's all about. Kevin has stage presence, great jokes, and a fantastic attitude! I have had Kevin on my comedy show and I keep looking…”
John C. said “I took Jamarr's video communications training program. He is excellent at finding the unique qualities in each speaker to drive genuine and honest…”
Abe T. said “Hunter was the PERFECT comedian to close out our sales conference! He had all 400 members of our team laughing throughout his set. Great communication,…”
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The B. G. said “Adam performed for our company last Thursday and he did a phenomenal job. Leading up to the performance, he was very proactive and made the process of…”
Azadeh K. said “He is friendly, on time and children enjoyed the show”
Jasmin P. said “Super happy that I chose Alex as the entertainment for my husband's birthday party. He was great to work with and very funny! Highly recommend him.”
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Melanie M. said “MJ was great! We sent him into a business meeting as a surprise to the leader of the group. He came in with enthusiasm and got everyone laughing. MJ and…”
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In the past year, Roast Masters have sent 198 quotes to event planners
Roast Masters rank #263 in popularity out of 541 categories on GigSalad
94 Roast Master reviews on GigSalad with an average rating of 5 stars
From request to booking, it takes 1.5 days (on average) to hire a Roast Master
What’s a roast? Good-humored “observations” about your guest of honor! Our Roast Masters can keep your guests rolling with laughter as they lovingly tease the roastee onstage. Not just for retirees, a roast is a hilarious and unconventional way to honor those who deserve a better-than-average celebration!
Roast Masters are hosts... with a snappy sense of humor and wit! The Roast Masters on GigSalad can tailor their jokes to any person or audience. They can take it to the line or keep it clean. Roasts are great for birthday parties, retirement parties, farewell parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, holiday parties, bosses day celebrations, and more. Book a Roast Master and your event will be unforgettable!
When booking a Roast Master, make sure to speak with them, or watch videos if available, to ensure you’re getting exactly what you want for your event. Also, discuss specifics in the booking contract, such as the length of the event and the types of jokes you prefer.