Pete O’Shea

I will get there early and stay late. I’ll help set up if you need me to do so. I’ll hit the stage with advanced enthusiasm and I’ll get a laugh every three beats for over an hour. I work clean and I’m respectful to the audience. The person I make fun of the most is myself. I’ll cover current events, have some classic stories and I can riff and improv with the best of them. I really do think very quickly on my feet up there.
I’ll do the precise amount of time you requested and I’ll thank and acknowledge the other acts and the staff. I’ll shake every hand and thank them all. I’ll go all out, sweating profusely, to make sure they have a night to remember. I know how hard they all work and how rough life is and I’m going to make them forget their troubles and have a really good time.

I was born into a very funny family. Laughter was all around me and still is today. I’m a storyteller in every single way you can make a living at it. I need to make people laugh. It’s my purpose. I live to lift people up. I really care about people and I wanna see them all be happy.
I’m the son of a tough as nails firemen and the grandson of a just off the boat Irishmen. I’m married to a woman that worships the quick sand I walk on. She’s Pastor Granny Shanny and I’m Peepaw to our two adorable grandkids. Our golden retriever is named Mary Kate Danaher, after Maureen O’Hara’s character in the classic film, The Quiet Man.

I’m in the best shape of my life, I weigh less now than I did in high school. I got plenty left to say, lots of new jokes to tell and I can do dozens of impressions. I’m fun even when I’m sleeping.