Disastrous Drag Queen, White Trash Carny, and Very Bad Comic

Disasterina is from an undetermined foreign place. She can be elegant and sophisticated or trashy and disastrous. She is always very playful, a total tease. Everybody loves her and loves to take pictures with her. She can work a room like a pro and can do bizarre performances of her own music.

Fuckface Jimi has an old southern country-style white trashiness about him. He's disarmingly charming and will make you laugh out loud with humorous euphemisms. He has a slew of campfire songs that he has rewritten the lyrics to. He can play up a storm on his "porn guitar" which features salacious pics pasted all over it. He is a great host and everybody wants to be his friend.

The Crappy Comic hates himself and the entire world (but, what comic doesn't). His "material" approaches humor but he is more prone to rant incomprehensibly about anything that comes into his mind. He's very intense and ridiculous but has a sourness to him that is pitiful. He has a short stand up set and can host events as well. He most recently hosted a rock show on Hollywood blvd.

That's what to expect from the characters. This is what to expect from me personally: I'm very reliable which really means something in this town full of flakes. I'm very enthusiastic and easy going. I want to do a great job in order to make myself and everyone else involved look the best they can. I am easy to work with and take direction well.

I've been a fine artist all my life but a few years ago I got fed up with the art scene and started my own comedy channel called Cold Sluts On Fire. I started doing the writing, sets, editing, and costumes but, eventually started doing characters myself. I developed several which I put into my video sketches. I have over 25 videos of my acting. I have a drag queen called Disasterina, a scumbag Hollywood producer (aren't they all?) called Fuckface Jimi, and a failed comic called The Crappy Comic.

I do a lot of costuming so I probably can knab my own wardrobe if need be. I also do graphic art for a living, and have done a lot of video editing. I've also done photography, videography, sound, I've released several albums of music, I'm great at Voice Over. I feel like I can do what it takes and if I can't I'll let you know.