Hello,
My name is Zakary Haines and I am a stand-up comedian based out of Virginia. I often perform in Washington, DC, and travel to other cities for shows. I'm ideally looking for these types of spots:
- Stand-up Comedy
- Clean Comedy
- Comedy Gameshows
- MC for events
If you're interested in booking me, please reach out. The longer I have to travel for a show, the more prep time I need so reach out sooner than later.
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Price Range: Contact for rates
Gig Length: 10 - 20 minutes
Languages: English
For audiences, most people say I'm fun to watch and always leave people laughing. I bring a fun, light-hearted energy that people enjoy. Shows are supposed to be fun, so why not act like it?
Clients get nothing but professionalism and the best attitude from me. I work hard and always respect the wishes of clients who book me.
Originally from Syracuse, New York, Zakary Haines has been doing stand-up comedy for over a year. During his time, Zak has joined Montenegro Comedy and helps produce Jokes Up In Smoke and co-hosts the open mic "Tight Five" at Tight Five Pub with Randy Staples. He has done shows in Washington DC, New York City, and Baltimore; including The Lou Costello Room. He has performed with Nick Hopping, Cerrome Russell, and Winston Hodges. Zak brings his storytelling skills, observational humor, and quick wit to the stage with a little charm mixed in.
Requires sound, stage, lighting, etc. to do comedy shows. I do not have my own equipment.
PA System
Microphone
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