The Surly Santa
- Arlington, TX
- Roast Master
- 10 miles from Colleyville
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Andi B. said “Had a Luau and Adam was the entertainment for the night. We had such a good time cutting up. Laughed so hard. I love how it was crowd lead. Was so cool!!”
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Jacqueline B. said “He was funny and great with the kids. I love how he got their help.”
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In the past year, Roast Masters have sent 205 quotes to event planners
Roast Masters rank #262 in popularity out of 541 categories on GigSalad
94 Roast Master reviews on GigSalad with an average rating of 5 stars
From request to booking, it takes 1.7 days (on average) to hire a Roast Master
What’s a roast? Good-humored “observations” about your guest of honor! Our Roast Masters can keep your guests rolling with laughter as they lovingly tease the roastee onstage. Not just for retirees, a roast is a hilarious and unconventional way to honor those who deserve a better-than-average celebration!
Roast Masters are hosts... with a snappy sense of humor and wit! The Roast Masters on GigSalad can tailor their jokes to any person or audience. They can take it to the line or keep it clean. Roasts are great for birthday parties, retirement parties, farewell parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, holiday parties, bosses day celebrations, and more. Book a Roast Master and your event will be unforgettable!
When booking a Roast Master, make sure to speak with them, or watch videos if available, to ensure you’re getting exactly what you want for your event. Also, discuss specifics in the booking contract, such as the length of the event and the types of jokes you prefer.