The Surly Santa
- Arlington, TX
- Roast Master
- 40 miles from Weatherford
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Corrie said “Benja was amazing! He came from out of town to entertain our office party and did a wonderful job! I highly recommend him!”
Sonya said “Joel was very professional, funny as hell and I would hire him again.”
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Abe T. said “Hunter was the PERFECT comedian to close out our sales conference! He had all 400 members of our team laughing throughout his set. Great communication,…”
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Lyndie M. said “Really enjoyed working with Kevin. Communication prior to the event was great. He made sure he knew exactly what we were looking for and provided a great…”
Sarah B. said “Adam did a great job entertaining at our company Christmas party. He was so nice and professional throughout the whole experience. He made us all laugh…”
Joyce O. said “Very thoughtful in his preparation for our event. Made our event personal to the guests and everyone had fun.”
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Shawna S. said “Hired Chuck E. Chuckles for a short comedy bit during our family dinner for Dad's 80th birthday party. He sang, played the guitar, jokes, magic,…”
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In the past year, Roast Masters have sent 203 quotes to event planners
Roast Masters rank #263 in popularity out of 541 categories on GigSalad
94 Roast Master reviews on GigSalad with an average rating of 5 stars
From request to booking, it takes 1.7 days (on average) to hire a Roast Master
What’s a roast? Good-humored “observations” about your guest of honor! Our Roast Masters can keep your guests rolling with laughter as they lovingly tease the roastee onstage. Not just for retirees, a roast is a hilarious and unconventional way to honor those who deserve a better-than-average celebration!
Roast Masters are hosts... with a snappy sense of humor and wit! The Roast Masters on GigSalad can tailor their jokes to any person or audience. They can take it to the line or keep it clean. Roasts are great for birthday parties, retirement parties, farewell parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, holiday parties, bosses day celebrations, and more. Book a Roast Master and your event will be unforgettable!
When booking a Roast Master, make sure to speak with them, or watch videos if available, to ensure you’re getting exactly what you want for your event. Also, discuss specifics in the booking contract, such as the length of the event and the types of jokes you prefer.