The Surly Santa
- Arlington, TX
- Roast Master
- 14 miles from Southlake
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Discover the magic of Christmas while making memories of holiday...blah, blah, blah... Or...Let Santa tell you what he really thinks. Let Santa ROAST your guests…
Sib R. said “I recently hired Josh for our financial consulting firm's end-of-year party, and he absolutely crushed it! Josh customized a hilarious roast for…”
Sehrish S. said “Sib did an incredible job! He really cares about his work and I look forward to seeing him again in the future. Thank you again!”
Calvert C. said “I can’t say enough great things about Benja. He was very responsive, very willing to work with our tailored requests for a costume and personality, and…”
Courtney D. said “We couldn't have been happier with Joel! His communication was awesome and he truly cared about making my husband's surprise party a success!…”
Brandy L. said “Kevin always brings the laughs. He is high energy and quirky. He's versatile and can touch on all kinds of topics which people can relate to.”
Welltown B. said “Adam and his team were fun, light-hearted, and easy to work with. They brought all of their own sound equipment and even returned our taproom to its regular…”
Meredith T. said “JaMarr John Johnson is an exceptional emcee, and I wholeheartedly endorse him. He hosted two virtual events for our nonprofit, Thank You Life: A Psychedelic…”
Abe T. said “Hunter was the PERFECT comedian to close out our sales conference! He had all 400 members of our team laughing throughout his set. Great communication,…”
Sheena R. said “The first time I saw Cody, he was one of the opening acts in a free show I saw in Buda, TX. I threw my money at that gif SO fast because it felt like…”
Cynthia S. said “Mr. Chuck E. Chuckles was an absolute pleasure to work with. He kept our event flowing and laughing! Mr. Chuckles made it a point to interact and include…”
Joe P. said “Alex provided emcee services for our annual Halloween costume contest. His quick wit and ability to go with the flow kept our audience engaged and the…”
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Karrie E. said “ML reached out to me shortly after I booked. He was very flexible and made sure that I was happy with his plans. We talked several times prior to the…”
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In the past year, Roast Masters have sent 205 quotes to event planners
Roast Masters rank #262 in popularity out of 541 categories on GigSalad
94 Roast Master reviews on GigSalad with an average rating of 5 stars
From request to booking, it takes 1.7 days (on average) to hire a Roast Master
What’s a roast? Good-humored “observations” about your guest of honor! Our Roast Masters can keep your guests rolling with laughter as they lovingly tease the roastee onstage. Not just for retirees, a roast is a hilarious and unconventional way to honor those who deserve a better-than-average celebration!
Roast Masters are hosts... with a snappy sense of humor and wit! The Roast Masters on GigSalad can tailor their jokes to any person or audience. They can take it to the line or keep it clean. Roasts are great for birthday parties, retirement parties, farewell parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, holiday parties, bosses day celebrations, and more. Book a Roast Master and your event will be unforgettable!
When booking a Roast Master, make sure to speak with them, or watch videos if available, to ensure you’re getting exactly what you want for your event. Also, discuss specifics in the booking contract, such as the length of the event and the types of jokes you prefer.