The Surly Santa
- Arlington, TX
- Roast Master
- 12 miles from Watauga
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Discover the magic of Christmas while making memories of holiday...blah, blah, blah... Or...Let Santa tell you what he really thinks. Let Santa ROAST your guests…
Sib R. said “I recently hired Josh for our financial consulting firm's end-of-year party, and he absolutely crushed it! Josh customized a hilarious roast for…”
Carisa J. said “First time ever watching or hearing about this comedian, and I was definitely impressed! Besides the obvious of great humor, he was also very engaging…”
Christine F. said “We had a blast playing Family Feud at our company Holiday Celebration! Sib and Harrison were hilarious hosting the games! Very professional and took care…”
Lanesia Y. said “I appreciate Joel adjusting his set to our crowd each time the crowd changed. My guests enjoyed him and my guest of honor was pleased. At the end of day,…”
Jay O. . M. C. said “That's what it's all about. Kevin has stage presence, great jokes, and a fantastic attitude! I have had Kevin on my comedy show and I keep looking…”
The B. G. said “Adam performed for our company last Thursday and he did a phenomenal job. Leading up to the performance, he was very proactive and made the process of…”
John C. said “I took Jamarr's video communications training program. He is excellent at finding the unique qualities in each speaker to drive genuine and honest…”
Abe T. said “Hunter was the PERFECT comedian to close out our sales conference! He had all 400 members of our team laughing throughout his set. Great communication,…”
Sheena R. said “The first time I saw Cody, he was one of the opening acts in a free show I saw in Buda, TX. I threw my money at that gif SO fast because it felt like…”
Azadeh K. said “He is friendly, on time and children enjoyed the show”
Chris G. said “Alex was great! He made our holiday company event amazing. I had requested for Alex to give some light-hearted jabs to our co-founder and they were executed…”
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Lisa H. said “Amazing performance! Had everyone laughing, drew a massive crowd and had the entire group laughing and enjoyed his presence and energy! If you love someone…”
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In the past year, Roast Masters have sent 188 quotes to event planners
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94 Roast Master reviews on GigSalad with an average rating of 5 stars
From request to booking, it takes 2 days (on average) to hire a Roast Master
What’s a roast? Good-humored “observations” about your guest of honor! Our Roast Masters can keep your guests rolling with laughter as they lovingly tease the roastee onstage. Not just for retirees, a roast is a hilarious and unconventional way to honor those who deserve a better-than-average celebration!
Roast Masters are hosts... with a snappy sense of humor and wit! The Roast Masters on GigSalad can tailor their jokes to any person or audience. They can take it to the line or keep it clean. Roasts are great for birthday parties, retirement parties, farewell parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, holiday parties, bosses day celebrations, and more. Book a Roast Master and your event will be unforgettable!
When booking a Roast Master, make sure to speak with them, or watch videos if available, to ensure you’re getting exactly what you want for your event. Also, discuss specifics in the booking contract, such as the length of the event and the types of jokes you prefer.