LifesUgly MoneyProblem

A thought provoking mind melt, that will have you looking at things in a different manner while laughing.

My name is LUMP; also known as LifesUgly MoneyProblem.
I am an amusing stand up comedian that uses "intelligent stupidity" to entertain crowds of people. Street smart and intellectual; I use brain power and mild theatrics mixed with shock value to captivate the attention of the audience.

I do not use racist humor or rape jokes.

I am a resident of Philadelphia, so a majority of my experiences have come from being in and from the city; though it does not define me as a person or as an artist. I grew up in the church and also attended parochial school. I have also traveled these United States and seen many things.
As a child growing up my father owned/operated an appliance store, and taught me the value of hard work while teaching me how to service household appliances(washing machines, dryers, refrigerators & stoves). I also have cooked at many places including Veterans Stadium and Citizens Bank Ballpark.

These experiences, along with many others have molded the man that I am today.

In a social setting, I am a complete gentleman. I intend on wowing audiences with stories of life in general, along with sharp one liners, thought provoking puns and witty banter.

I will show up to your venue ready to please your crowd.

I prefer a well lit stage and a clear audible microphone but sometimes circumstances persist. I will make the best of most situations.