"From the moment she takes the stage, Michelle draws audiences in with her instant likeability and sarcastic charm. She's real, clean, relatable and most of all, hilarious!"
Michelle has been entertaining audiences across the country for 20 years, performing at the nation's top comedy clubs as well as colleges, churches and for over 150 corporate clients.
Her clean, authentic brand of humor proves that you can be funny without being filthy and
makes her a hit with audiences of all types!
We booked Michelle for our church's Ladies Conference this year and I highly recommend her. Her performance was extremely funny and brought much needed laughter to our ladies during such an unusually stressful 2020 year. Not only was she funny, but had a very powerful and encouraging testimony that she shared. She gave such encouraging words and scriptures that I had several ladies ask me for the scripture references afterwards. Michelle was very prompt with communication during event coordinating and was very easy to work with. I couldn't recommend her more!
We hired Michelle to entertain at a surprise 40th birthday party. She was hilarious! All our guests were very impressed with her. Highly recommended!
I have followed her since 2009 and even her Facebook posts make me laugh out loud! I saw Michelle perform at a comedy night in a local theater and fell in love with her humor! I contacted her to see if she would help me with a benefit for breast cancer awareness. Since that is a passion of hers as well, she agreed. The night was wonderfully funny. Everyone enjoyed her style of humor! Michelle is so good to work with and her material is spot on for anyone looking for a laugh! When her family planned a move the next year that didn't stop Michelle from helping me another event....even from 1,000 miles away. She couldn't perform but she helped me secure others for a show in June 2010.
Well, if you want funny Michelle is your girl!
I have seen her preform more than once and I have never been disappointed! So hilarious!
Thank you for the laughs, Michelle!
One of our best nights out. Super funny while being appropriate for all ages. Almost unheard of to be able to enjoy comedy across generations without being embarrassed. Can’t wait to see Michelle again!
Price Range: $500-$1500
Gig Length: 10 - 60 minutes
Languages: English
People always ask me "What type of comedian are you?" and I never really know what to say.
I don't sing, do impressions, play an instrument or have puppets. I don't do current event jokes or discuss politics, religion, race, creed, orientation or anything controversial. It's just me, a mic and material that is personal and stems from my real life and experiences. I'm definitely not one of those polarizing comedians that only certain people *get.*
My material is clean and non offensive. I talk about life. That's it.
If you've ever lived a single day as a human being on planet earth, chances are, you will be able to relate to something I've got to say.
Michelle Thomas is a woman with many titles. Wife. Mother. Comedian. Speaker. Native Texan. Georgia Transplant. Lover of Jesus, sweet tea, carbs and yoga pants. Hater of cardio, sharing food and real pants.
Comedy:
At the young age of 19, Michelle entered the world of stand up comedy, with her first performance at the Addison Improv on Halloween night in 2001.
From a wide eyed teen working every open mic within a hundred miles, performing for little to no (usually no) money to a nationally touring stand up comedian and speaker, it's been a wild ride to say the least!
She has spent the last 20 years performing across the country for colleges, churches, theaters, comedy clubs and over 150 corporate clients.
In 2022 Michelle released her debut children’s book “Tater Goes To School” which is available now on Amazon.
Television/Film:
-Black Mafia Family (2021)
-“Irresistible” (2020)
-Hip Hop Holiday (2019)
-Cobra Kai (2018)
-Mama June “Not To Hot” (2018)
-Comcast “Comics On Demand” 2008, 2009
Adequate microphone and sound equipment required.
| September 30, 2021 • 7:30pm - 8:30pm | Nonprofit Event |
| October 24, 2020 • 10:00am - 10:45am | Religious Celebration |
| December 14, 2019 • 6:00pm - 6:45pm | Dinner Party |
| November 30, 2019 • 9:30pm - 10:30pm | Fundraiser |
| December 01, 2018 • 9:00pm - 9:45pm | Birthday Party |
| December 09, 2017 • 8:00pm - 9:00pm | Corporate Event |
adequate microphone and sound equipment
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